Desi Lydic has been watching Fox for six days since TFG was indicted to figure out what’s really going on in this parody indictment. Did you know that the word “indictment” has a silent “c” which stands for communism? ! And don’t think for a minute that it’s a coincidence that TFG was arrested during Holy Week, since Jesus Christ was also arrested on false charges! (See what I did there? I faked?)
Anyway, the important thing is that we had to send money. I don’t know to whom, but we have to send this money. If anything, I’ll send my money to Desi, because I’m sure no matter what she gets paid, she deserves more.
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